Dirk Probalo:You know, I predicted something like this. When I saw the first glimpses of *robot unions~, I knew how it would end. 
Dirk Probalo:I gathered some worthy servants, and withdrew to Fort Doom here. I knew I'd just need to hide for a while, live off of canned food, then emerge to re-take the world from the communist savages.
Dirk Probalo:Well, I apologise for the rather... >robust~ response of my security team. But you survived, so you clearly deserve to be governed by me. The king has been asleep in his mountain for long enough.##World Controller. The title suits me well.
Dr. Xlookup:...
Vivid Coral:...
Info:(Wow, way to misread the situation.)|_petconversion_Gently correct his misapprehension=7^_irlconversion_Wink at the Adjutant=10^_skyclanconversion_Offer terms of surrender=14
You:Ah, excuse me, Mister Pwobawo... we're not here to put you in charge of anything. From what I've seen, even the people here in Fort Doom don't want to be ruled by you.|Continue=17


You:(You wink at the Adjutant.)
Adjutant:(There is no visible reaction. But they do lean forward to whisper something into Dirk Probalo's ear.)|Continue=17


You:Your security force has been defeated. Stand down. Nobody needs to get hurt today.|Continue=17


Dirk Probalo:(He clearly did not like this. His affable demeanour evaporates immediately.)##(He's clearly not coping well with the situation. He's unsteady and rapidly cycling through emotional states. He probably wasn't too stable >before~ this, you'd guess.)
Dirk Probalo:Well, in that case, you can fuck right off. I don't know what *lies~ you told to *MY subjects~, but you're not getting me. 
Dirk Probalo:Adjutant! Summon the remaining security droids. Let's settle this one like men.
Adjutant:...
Adjutant:I am not sure this is a wise course of action, Sir.
Dirk Probalo:What? You too? When I issue COMMANDS, I expect them to be FOLLOWED.##Fine. I'll do everything by myself if I have to.
Dirk Probalo:Who the fuck are you, and why are you here, and why do you think you're getting it from me?
Vivid Coral:Ultimately, we are here on behalf of the Construct Council.##As for our mission, I will be the first to admit there has been some *goal drift.~
Dr. Xlookup:Yes... truth be told, we didn't come here for you at all. We had to intervene in the *situation~ here, to prevent human suffering. But we were previously on a survey expedition, and we simply discovered the shelter as part of a routine survey.
You:(It's you! You are the routine survey.)
Dirk Probalo:You expect me to believe that Hogwash? No, clearly you've *stolen~ my *human property~ so you can barter it for something. Well? Come on, spit it out, don't be coy. Because I'm not fucking talking to you until you say what you want.
You:(Oh! You remember! There was a thing at the Council!)|We're here for the Probalo Space Exchange vault=29^Let Dr. Xlookup say it=30
You:We're here for the Probalo Space Exchange vault.|Continue=31
Dr. Xlookup:We're here for the Probalo Space Exchange vault.
Dirk Probalo: Eh? What? Space Ex- oh, I remember. That telecom boondoggle. Yes, yes, of course I know the passwords to the data vaults. Set them myself. Space travel will happen on my terms or not at all, that's always been my motto. What about it?
Dr. Xlookup:Well, we want the research data. So we can restart the space program.
Dirk Probalo, Warlord:... hah. Well, that's the *second~ time in my life that I've been surprised by anything.
Dirk Probalo, Billionaire Entrepreneur:Listen here, sunshine. Nobody is    ever    going to get    anything    for free. 
Adjutant:But, Sir... you can't use the vault data. If that's all they want, why not give it to them, and have them leave?|_petconversion_Encourage this=37^_irlconversion_Encourage this=40^_skyclanconversion_Encourage this=43

You:Yes, we're not here to harm anyone. The people who want to leave will be allowed to leave, but if you want to stay here, we have no conflict with you. Please, be reasonable.
Adjutant:Nobody has to get hurt. This is acceptable, is it not?|Continue=46

You:This is a very good assessment. We're simply asking for the vault data - a trade can be arranged, no?
Adjutant:Nobody has to get hurt. This is acceptable, is it not?|Continue=46

You:You've seen what we can do. If I was interested in further conflict, I would already have attacked. This need not continue such.
Adjutant:Nobody has to get hurt. This is acceptable, is it not?|Continue=46

Dirk Probalo, Warlord:It is not. You    will    respect my property rights.##Or my name isn't *Dirkolas Peter Andreas Probalo.~
You:... Dirkolas?
Dirk Probalo, Warlord:Yes. I've ruined people's lives for leaking that. Fired, banned off Facebalo, banned off Dirtter, Avalon Prime membership revoked. And now I'm just   saying   it. That's how few shits I give anymore.
Adjutant:Sir, please-
Dirk Probalo, Warlord:No. Absolutely not.
Adjutant:...
Dr. Xlookup:...
Adjutant:... what passwords have you tried?
Dr. Xlookup:Hm? Oh. None so far. Surely it's a very secure key. Brute force cracking would simply be wasted compute.
Adjutant:If I make a suggestion, can you check it?
Dirk Probalo:What?
Dr. Xlookup:Oh, of course. But I don't see how-
Adjutant:DirkolasPeterAndreasProbalo_WorldController_1234.
Dr. Xlookup:...
Dr. Xlookup:Yeah, that... worked.
You:...
Vivid Coral:...
Dr. Xlookup:The data are here. This... how did you know?
Adjutant:Because that's how people choose their passwords.##Plus, I've worked under Dirk for a long time.
Dirk Probalo:...
Dirk Probalo, Lone Hero:I see how it is.
Dirk Probalo, Lone Hero:My final servant has failed me. Very well.##I always suspected this day would come.
Dirk Probalo, Lone Hero:Adjutant. I have a final command.
Adjutant:But there's no need, we've fulfilled the-
Dirk Probalo, Lone Hero:My command is this{##I need you to die for a fleeting tactical advantage while I retreat.
Adjutant:...
Vivid Coral:So... do you want to do this?
Adjutant:Not particularly.
Vivid Coral:Great. This one's resolved then.
You:Huh.
